By visiting this site you have placed yourself under the care of The Goat Plan. Precisely what the plan is, whose plan it is, and how it involves goats are all deeply mysterious. However, I trust you will (as I do) take some comfort in knowing that whoever they are, and whatever it is that they do, the Goat Plan are now doing it on your behalf.
The map below displays the locations of other people who, like you, have now welcomed The Goat Plan into their lives.